…chillin’ on my herbal loo. (For part I, check out this post).
This post is kinda embarrassing, but I’ll post it because I love you all.
**Just to clarify, I haven’t tried the “treatment” yet! The pics below are purely for purposes of display (comedy)!!** 🙂
In response to your requests, I bring you my mother-in-law’s pink fertility toilet!! The stylish cape I am modeling above is the special rubber robe that you need to wear so that your hoo-ha captures all the important vapors. Do you see that shower head looking thing I’m holding? The toilet doubles as a facial steamer. Fertility therapy – check! Pore therapy – check!
I’m still not sure how to work it. There’s a big red reflector at the bottom of the bowl that resembles something that would be on the back of a bicycle. Not sure what that’s for.
What’s that? Where the fertility herbs at? Here you go.
Hmmm, what does that look like? Looks like something I’d have to smoke in order to get funky with this toilet. If you don’t know, go watch some Dave Chappelle.
Now you’ve seen it all. I was NOT exaggerating. It’s craaaaazy, kids!!
brooke @ claremont road
I have no words. You are a brave, brave soul 😉
andreaunplugged
So, I feel the need to delurk on this one. And yet all I can say is WOW! No, I take that back…I also want to know where would you buy one of those?
Thanks for sharing!
M and C
AMAZING — that's all I have to say.
Adrienne
Ohmygawd! I don't even know what to say to that, except for kuddos to you for even trying the thing out! Hang in there!
Geek in Heels
After my miscarriage my mother took me to an Asian doctor who recommended that I take herbs, burn them and have the smoke go up my hooha. I refused because I'm chicken like that. I never knew there are actual fertility toilets for this purpose! Kudos to you for trying it (and blogging about it)!
thelessthandomesticgoddess
@andreaunplugged: Hi there! Thanks for de-lurking 🙂 I have no idea where to buy the toilet. I would be afraid to ask my MIL for fear that she will start asking me questions about it…and I still haven't used it! I'd guess a Korean health store?
@Geek in Heels: I'm a chicken, too! Haven't tried it yet, but maybe one of these days 🙂
-J.Darling
I think I almost started crying I was laughing so hard. Thank you so much for posting this! Great comedy right there!
You know, one ancient race believed that if you put garlic "up there" and couldn't smell it on the woman's breath the next day, than she was infertile. It ment that she was "plugged up" somewhere!
I guess herbs can do some things (like increase blood flow), but I'm not sure what else you'd gain from it! lol
Cheap Wife
WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG OMG
Where did she even FIND THIS?!
I am dying with laughter as this has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!
hahahahahaha
Cheap Wife
20min later and I am STILL laughing and I have now emailed this post to all of my freinds.
This "loo" has totally blown my mind. I can't stop laughing! What a great post today!
My Dream Ring
Girl I died laughing, you are beyond brave! You are the only girl in the world that can model on a toilet and look cute while doing it! LMAO!!!!
Creature Gorgeous
i love it. i love the scientist who designed this. HE thought of everything…especially coloring it pink! thank you for sharing! this is hilarious!
TwoWishes Tara
This post made my day! Your MIL probably bought it somewhere local, but in my mind I imagine her lugging it on a plane in a giant suitcase on a trip from Korea. Just for the confused faces of the baggage scanners when they watch it go through the X-Ray….
Mrs. Hot Cocoa
I almost fell off my chair. Steams your face and your hoo haa? That's some special multitasking there!
Kristin ~ Bien Living
This made my day, seriously. You are so brave for posting these pictures…although I think only you could look adorable sitting on a pink toilet, covered in a rubber cape 🙂
Mo
Um, I'm sorry, how did I miss this post???
Thank you for posting pics! That thing is INSANE. Now I feel enlightened.