I devoted a past post to bridal lingerie and the difficulty in finding pretty, affordable and non-cheesy lingerie for the big night. You may remember I had some reservations about the possibility of looking like this under my gown…(a look so dreadful it might actually make Mr. G reconsider his decision to marry me).
Yes, the Spanx actually loops and attaches itself to the bra. And yes, those are some mighty hot stripper heels.
You should be comforted by the fact that you will magically transform your arse from a hot mess to smooth as silk.
Gee, I’m sure glad my backside won’t look like the “before” picture. But it doesn’t change the fact that I would still look like a suffocating sausage on my wedding night.

Recently, while looking at Macys.com, I found some options to counteract the sheer lack of sexiness pictured above. Let me share a few with you.
Luleh “Satin & Lace” Demi Bra ($36) & Boy Thong ($10)
DKNY “Lavish Lace” Cut & Sew Contour Bra ($25), Tanga ($18) & Garter Belt ($18)
Betsey Johnson “Bow Lace” Longline Corset ($88) & Low-Rise Thong ($18)
I think I’m getting closer to figuring out this lingerie situation. Now the only thing left to do is to exercise and get in shape. Hmmm….

thelessthandomesticgoddess

2 Comments

  1. Krista

    November 24, 2008

    The other option … is wear your spanx … then change (in the washroom) and come out, in your sexy underwear.

    The spanx may not look sexy, but its results look amazing! (I am going to have to figure out where I can buy it in my area.) And the lingerie is very sexy.

  2. thelessthandomesticgoddess

    November 24, 2008

    I will most definitely be wearing my Spanx during the day. I have the biker short version that hides panty lines – they’re great! You can get them at Nordstroms.com (I think). I hope you find them in your neck of the woods – good luck!

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