I am very upset with my mom this year. I was told I would not have to dress up, but she lied. A few days ago she brought out this banana costume, and made me wear it. She knows I’m self-conscious of my extra long body.
Didn’t she realize that being a banana would do nothing more than accentuate my length?! No. All she cared about was using me to get cute pictures.
Well, I showed her. To protest this silly costume, I decided I would look miserable in every single picture she took.