What is with Urban Outfitters’ models? Their lives must be pretty freakin’ tough.

I have compiled a series of photos from Urban’s online catalog to prove my point.

The Slouchy Sad Sack Look

The Forlorn Teenager Look

The Constipated Hipster Look

The Asian Statue Look

The My Dog is Really Cute Look

All photos from Urban Outfitters except the last one.

September 5, 2010



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    Ms. Teacher

    September 1, 2010

    Ahahahaha. Great post! I am always so confused when models have to look sooooo sad and depressed.

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    September 1, 2010

    Ha! Guess which model I like best? Emma!

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    September 1, 2010

    ROFL! Certainly doesn't make me want to buy anything that will make me feel/look all Emo!

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    honey my heart

    September 1, 2010

    aww they are sad πŸ™ but your doggie is too cute!

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    Kristin ~ Bien Living Design

    September 1, 2010

    Your dog IS really cute!! πŸ™‚ Models tend to crack me up…wedding dress models are exactly the same – they look so dang miserable!

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    ruthy ann

    September 1, 2010

    seriously…their models are clearly just HUNGRY. and i'm in love with your dog.

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    September 1, 2010

    Hahaha, love that last pic!

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    September 2, 2010

    Oh my! They are quite sad. No smizing at all!

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    megan marie

    September 2, 2010

    So true! The first model is especially disturbing!

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    Casee Marie

    September 3, 2010

    Hi! I just came across your blog, which is an utter delight. So glad I found it. πŸ™‚

    I completely agree, the lack of life in UO's models makes browsing the site rather a dull experience. Your doggie, however, looks to have enough sass for all of them combined. Too darling!

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    The Vamp Tramp

    September 7, 2010

    I can't believe they actually use these images to sell clothes. Yikes.

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    Chicken Wing

    September 8, 2010

    HILARIOUS!!!! Those girls are looking like hot messes in those pics!!!!! Look at the puppy because the puppy always wins!!!!